College student writes hilarious email to teaching assistant while on heavy pain medication

This college student gets an A for writing the funniest email ever.

19-year-old Abby Jo Hamele posted an email on Twitter on November 21 that she doesn’t remember writing.

She said that she wrote the email to her TA while she was under the influence of hydrocodone, which according to the Huffington Post is an opioid pain medication that can cause confusion. She was taking the medication after dental surgery.

The message entails Hamele asking a teaching assistant for her Philosophy 101 class, Kevin Patton, for an extension on an assignment.


I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber.

I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.

Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.

please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye

Patton spoke to BuzzFeed News, saying that he found the email to be hilarious. He also responded to her, while Hamele posted on Twitter as well.

Hamele’s email has been retweeted more than 21,000 times and liked more than 55,000 times.

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