LOS ANGELES - Your thirsty friends aren't just buying soda from a vending machine, now they can purchase likes there too!
A Moscow mall has a vending machine selling Instagram likes for less than a dollar.
You can get 100 likes for just 89 cents, or as many as 150K likes for $890.
Apparently, there are several of these self-esteem boosters around the Russian capital that will prop your posts up with some love. #FakeNews
Now besides likes, the machine will also let you take selfies and print your Instagram pics. Who needs friends, right?
These days all you need to be a social media influencer is a roundtrip ticket to the former Soviet Union.